The Testosterone Ticket
Trump and Vance must be Chivalrous, not Chauvinistic
Biden’s departure from the election gives Democrats a choice between making Kamala look presidential or giving up completely as they try to salvage the Senate and House races…READ MORE…
The Origins of the MAGA Movement: A Historical Perspective
In contemporary political discourse, it is often stated that the "Make America Great Again" (MAGA) movement began with Donald Trump's entry into the political arena. While it is undeniable that Trump popularized the slogan and became the face of this movement, the underlying principles and sentiments of "America First" predate his rise to prominence. The roots of this movement can be traced back through various historical currents, including the Tea Party movement, the Taxpayer Party, the rise of the Libertarian Party, and the Constitution Party. These movements collectively laid the groundwork for what would eventually coalesce under the MAGA banner…READ MORE…
Satire—The Glass Ceiling is Beginning to Break
The Democrats are poised to shatter the glass ceiling by providing us with the first XX-female President of the United States. If recent events are any indication, this accomplishment may happen sooner rather than later. The first indication is the memo recently issued by the White House directing all personnel to refer to the new administration as the Biden/Harris (or is it Harris/Biden) administration. In terms of a Co-Presidency, Bill and Hillary were just unconvincing posers. This is what a real Co-Presidency looks like…READ MORE…
Secret Service Director Resigns Following Attempted Assassination of Donald Trump
Woke director is no more, and her replacement, we are sure, will be just as bad...
US Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has resigned following an attempted assassination of Donald Trump. Her resignation came a day after testifying to a congressional committee about law enforcement failures during Trump’s campaign rally in Pennsylvania on July 13. This incident, which resulted in one death and two critical injuries, led to widespread calls for her resignation…READ MORE…
Is The Presidency Outdated?
Will a new set of apparatchiks be running the White House, or will Harris?
Because the powers that be in the DC Swamp installed Biden, they had the power to uninstall him, which they did on Sunday. This man who doesn’t even recognize people he has known for years, will still carry the title of president until January 20, 2025, and the apparatchiks will continue making all presidential decisions…READ MORE…
The Great American Time-Share Boondoggle: A Tale of Free Meals, Misery, and Maintenance Fees
Ah, the late 90s and early 2000s, a simpler time when boy bands ruled the airwaves, and the internet was still dial-up. Amidst all this nostalgic bliss, a plague was sweeping across the nation, ensnaring the unsuspecting masses with promises of perpetual vacation paradise. This scourge was none other than the time-share epidemic, a fiendish scheme disguised as the secret to eternal happiness…READ MORE…
Leftists and Societal Breakdown
Today’s conservative SCOTUS has been correcting egregious and illegal power plays of the current administration, but the courts do not have enforcement powers, thus governments continue to flagrantly subvert judicial rulings.
The tale has often been told of the Jewish boy who is punished for using the dairy towel to dry the non-dairy dishes. When he questions his father about such an archaic and seemingly senseless law, the elder explains if you violate one rule and allow it to go unpunished, all of society begins to breakdown. It is difficult to argue with this reasoning as the Jews have been around for almost 6000 years…READ MORE…
Federalist 67; The Presidency
Hamilton turns here, and for the next eleven Federalist Papers, to the subject of the Presidency, an important topic, today more than ever.
Remember that the colonists had survived a bloody war with the British and were in no mood to trade one tyrant for another. The Founders intended to limit the power of the Executive Branch as a way to ensure that never happened…READ MORE…
Joe Biden Really Didn’t Do All This
For the past four years, as both America and the world have descended in a downward spiral, from prosperity and security to recession and risk, Joe Biden has been assigned much of the blame.
So we can blame Joe Biden for this crippling inflation, this housing crisis, the outrageous food bills. It’s easy to make the case, because his name is all over the causes. But it’s really not fair.
Any modern Democrat in his shoes would have done the same, because that’s just what modern Democrat politicians do…READ MORE…
The Return of Running Boar Shooting: Olympic Madness in 2028
In the relentless pursuit of public entertainment, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has made a groundbreaking decision: the resurrection of the running boar event. But hold your outrage—this time, we’re swapping rifles for paintball guns. That’s right, paintball guns. They sting a little but cause no harm, providing both thrills and ethical compliance. Running boar events were historically part of the shooting competitions in the Summer Olympics from 1908 to 1968 when it became politically incorrect. But, prepare yourselves for the 2028 Olympics, where athletes will chase specially trained pigs named Porkinator, Ham Solo, and Sir Squeals-a-Lot …READ MORE…
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