Sowing the Wind-Part 1
The presidential election is still 8 months away. Yet the campaign to preclude a second Trump administration is already in full swing.
The presidential election is still 8 months away. Yet the campaign to preclude a second Trump administration is already in full swing. In the two weeks preceding the most divisive, blatantly partisan State of the Union address in history, the public has been treated to “searing” images of the undemocratic, uncouth, patriarchal, racist, xenophobic, homophobic dystopia America is doomed to become should the GOP win in November. Against the backdrop of the most virulent, overt and violent antisemitism sweeping the US in the wake of Hamas’ barbarous savagery on October 7, 2023, it is “white nationalism” that is pilloried and portrayed as the clear and present danger to our “democracy.” READ MORE…
Why Conservatives Need to Stop Saying “My Country’s Not Perfect”
Stop saying, “We all know our country is not perfect.” It’s not a sign of virtue. It’s a marker of leftist victory.
A “Persian Flaw” was originally a flaw purposely included in a handmade carpet because, the thinking was, only God could aspire to perfection. ’Tis true, too, that perfection is not a thing of this world. Given this, you may wonder why I write in my title that conservatives must stop issuing disclaimers to the effect of, “We all know our country is not perfect.” Well, consider a little analogy:
Imagine you were giving a speech in honor of your mother and opened with, “Now, we all know my mother’s not perfect.” Might there not be some stunned silence? Is it possible some listeners might view you as a bad child? Moreover, if your mother heard your disclaimer, mightn’t she be hurt? READ ARTICLE…
Fat and Furious: The Secret Weapon in Warfare Revealed
In a groundbreaking turn of events, a government researcher, analyst, and bean counter extraordinaire has rocked the scientific community with a theory that not only defies logic but also secures a Nobel Prize and a cool $1 million.
In a groundbreaking turn of events, a government researcher, analyst, and bean counter extraordinaire has rocked the scientific community with a theory that not only defies logic but also secures a Nobel Prize and a cool $1 million. Brace yourselves for the revelation that fat dudes are the ultimate bullet-stopping champions on the battlefield!
This genius analyst, known for his unparalleled love for spreadsheets and an uncanny knack for connecting the dots, stumbled upon a revelation that would make even the most seasoned military strategist do a double-take. Through painstakingly detailed and wholly independent research (read: hours of binge-watching action movies), he discovered a correlation between body size and bullet resistance. READ MORE…
For more great articles by some of America’s best writers, visit the American Free News Network Home Page!
We are always looking for more Citizen Writers. Drop us a note at managingeditor@afnn.us