Satire/Snark: Weekend at Bill Gates's
A completely fictitious account of how he will enjoy a post-apocalypse world
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
Screw the meek, the nerds have inherited the Earth, Bill Gates thought as he finally emerged from his bunker a year after the nuclear holocaust destroyed the world. Well, not completely but all the good parts were gone.
Bill had watched the destruction via satellite. The bombs made such a great show that Bill had his assistant, Leonardo, who he had hired away from Clyde Crashcup,replay the bombings with the 1812 Overture…READ MORE…
The Buck Never Arrives
President Harry S. Truman once famously quipped, “The buck stops here.” He took responsibility and accountability for whatever happened during his watch, good or bad.
President Harry S. Truman once famously quipped, “The buck stops here.” He took responsibility and accountability for whatever happened during his watch, good or bad. The exact opposite is true under the regime of Joseph Robinette Biden, aka Brandon or The Resident. He takes credit for anything good that happens, which he has zero responsibility for, and hides from the disasters he creates while playing the blame game. Part of that game is to project anything he does that is unpopular onto Trump specifically or to Republicans, in general.
Biden is largely responsible for the inflation that has engulfed the U.S. economy since shortly after his taking office. That’s just a fact as provable as the sun is hot. Yet Biden is having none of it. The inflation rate was hovering around 1.4% annually when he took office in January 2021 and had been…READ MORE…
I’m Coming out of the Closet!
I have decided that I am “coming out of the closet” as well. Yes, me. It’s time for me to be my true self! I have decided to self-identify as the Director of the Alabama Space and Rocket Center.
Recent news highlighted a so-called “transgender” at the Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville, Ala., “coming out” and declaring his/her/its condition. It created quite a storm in conservative Alabama, but what many don’t know is that Huntsville is arguably the most leftist city in the state, much like Austin is to Texas.
But with this news, came a revelation for me. I have decided that I am “coming out of the closet” as well. Yes, me. It’s time for me to be my true self!
I have decided to self-identify as the Director of the Alabama Space and Rocket Center.
Move over Dr. Kimberly Robinson! I’m in charge now, and…READ MORE…
The Strategic Role and Controversies Surrounding Neutron Bombs
Some analysts say Israel made a strategic error and should have employed this old technology on October 8th.
Neutron bombs, also known as Enhanced Radiation Weapons (ERWs) or Low-yield Nuclear Weapons (LYNWs), have long been a topic of debate and interest in military circles. Developed during the Cold War era, these specialized nuclear weapons offer a unique combination of maximum military force with limited radiation contamination. Neutron bombs are designed to emit a significant enough amount of neutron radiation, which is highly lethal to living organic organisms, particularly all humans and animals. Understanding their benefits and controversies provides insights into the complexities of modern warfare and the ethical considerations that accompany advanced weaponry.
One of the primary benefits of neutron bombs lies in their targeted destructive capabilities. Unlike traditional nuclear weapons that produce…READ MORE…
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